Justin Bieber Has Apparently Decided to Wear Every Look at Once
Ya boy Justin Bieber is back at it again, doing the most with his fashion game while out and about in Sydney, Australia. Biebs' Instagram has always been a great place to find visual non sequiturs and general WTF-ery, but recently he's taken to posting paparazzi pics of outfits that seem to exist in multiple realities at once. It's a bold choice for the "Despacito" singer, one that forces the viewer to ask "Is he aware that he has on two outfits at once? Does he know that they seem to be for two completely different activities? Now that I think about it, why am I only wearing one outfit? Do I seem naked next to the Bieber?"
We all seem naked next to the Bieber.
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In this combination arctic winter/charity soccer match lewk, he's giving you a subtle knee pop to accentuate the lower half of his body. It's a smart choice as the top half threatens to overtake him. A leather parka lined with what I'm assuming is either polar bear fur or marshmallow fluff is a bold choice for a winter day in Australia. It's a top that says "I am prepared to summit Everest" paired with a bottom that says "I am popping into Whole Foods to pick up a few things after my run and I hope no one recognizes me even though I am wearing shorts that have my name on them. Twice. My name is on the shorts twice. And it says 'Tour' across my crotch. There's a lot happening."
There's a lot happening.
Bieber is no newbie to the perplexing fashion choice. Late last year he wore an entire saber-toothed tiger as a a jacket and everyone was like, "Yeah, that's fine. That's totally a thing that we're prepared to handle right now."
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Justin Bieber is constantly giving us more than we asked for. Be grateful. And also be confused.